Englisch

I'm a stand-up comic / Simi retired bodyguard. I want to find Romance love and laughter with a romantic attractive compassionate woman. I'm very warm and caring but I don't stand for bullshit. Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I want to build the last loving relationship that will last and and be beneficial to both me and the woman I find. I love to cuddle under the blankets on a cold rainy night and watch horror films while eating Chinese take out with the love of my life. If this sounds good to you please feel free to contact me. I love curvy women and I am the ultimate Buttman. I am I am definitely looking for someone to love not only ****ally but very romantically as well. This may sound hard and harsh in a way but I do not be F***ed over again. I am I am very loving and supporting. Although it does not sound like it from this description so far. LOL I am looking for someone to grow together with in create a life for both of us that we can share together. I am very caring and nurturing and willing to encourage you in all of your endeavors that you wish to achieve for yourself in life. I am just looking for love ultimately. But like all of us I have not had much success. Hopefully that's going to change now. If you want a better life buy a supporting loving companion then message me. If you are a game player Thor user Move Along I've had enough of those before and can spot them and will no longer tolerate them. I can offer you love happiness contentment fulfillment. I am an experienced lover and make it my obsession to satisfy my partner in every aspect of our relationship. If you're serious about finding your last relationship finding happiness and the joy that you seek let's see if we have that together. Let's see if we have chemistry. I hope to hear from you soon!

Steinbock

Dick

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Braun

Kaukasisch

Geschieden

Nein

Nicht sicher

Augen

Überall tätowiert, Sichtbare Tattoos

Kahl

Nein

Teilweise Hochschule

Selbstständig

Unterhaltung / Medien

Comic

Alleine

Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei

Nein

Nein

Klassenclown

Comedian

Familie, Essen gehen, Trainieren, Lesen, Kunst & Handwerk, Lernen, TV, Filme, Internet, Theater, Kochen, Spielen

Mit Freunden ausgehen, Shoppen gehen, Daheim bleiben, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Ein Buch lesen, TV, In ein Museum gehen

Going somewhere relaxed so that we could get to know each other perhaps coffee or dinner.

Lots of stuff.

Freundlich, Scharf, Albern

Andere

Überspitzt homosexuell/Tuntig, Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Albern, Witzig, Scharf

Cartoons, Dokumentationen, Dramen, Situations-Komödien, Filme, Sport, Wiederholungen

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romanze, Drama, Dokumentation, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Ich bin ein Filmschauspieler

Rock, Metal, Pop, Klassik

Historisch, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Anleitungen, Philosophie, Erotisches, Superhelden

To find someone special and to do something that we both would enjoy. Or make it a special day and take her somewhere she would really like to go unexpectedly.

Esprit, Seltsamkeiten, Kühnheit, Sensibilität, Einfühlungsvermögen, Humor, Gutes Aussehen, Nachdenklich, Intelligenz, Passivität

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